- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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