- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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