- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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