- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

so today i took a poop. hehe

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did death say to life? Go die

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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