"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Who wants $300? Me too.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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