- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

human centipede

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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