Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

sky's sty

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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