- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A women left the kitchen.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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