Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Wanna see some more?

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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