We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Where's my tractor?

What's your guys names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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