- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Dumb

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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