Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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