Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

whos district champs not JM

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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