- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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