- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

William wright is Gay

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

hola said the chinese man

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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