- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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