- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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