- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What can fly? Lots of things

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Logan's gay

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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