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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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