- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Nickleback.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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