- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock What?

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's 9+10? 19.

Communism hehe xd

A man goes to the potty.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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