Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the

Heskey time.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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