- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Black people

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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