- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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