Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

what did the farmer do? plant

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

i hate black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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