What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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