What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Buzi vagy!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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