- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Neither have I

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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