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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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