- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

well use a tissue!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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