when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

do you wanna hear a joke school

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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