How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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