- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

I love alchohol!

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A man buys a prius

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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