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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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