A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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