whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A women in the kitchen.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Barack Obama

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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White men's rights

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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