- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

whats funnier than 24? 25

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

womens rights

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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