Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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The Moon Landing.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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