- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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