scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

I am very humble.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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