A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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how did the man die he didnt

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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you gay?

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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