What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Chuck norris

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

kushagra tyagi

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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