- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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