why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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The Holocaust

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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