- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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