Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

I am quite mature.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

The Game.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Women's rights.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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