- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

The Big Band Theory

a. why? b. because

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

The Charlotte Bobcats

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