wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Ben Affleck

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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U mad?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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