why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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