- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

this is not a drill.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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