- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

John Cena for president

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats funnier than 24? 25

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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