- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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